Time's your team lost that made you want to hit yourself in the dick

[Doyers y Esleigher]

- Game 4 of the last two NLCS. The Dodgers blew both in the late innings, with the 2009 edition being even more humiliating than its predecessor (a Jimmy Rollins double with 2 outs in the 9th), and both making the series 3-1. I attended the 2008 NLCS with my oldest friend. It was the first time in our lives the Dodgers made it that far. Moment = shitted on.

- 2006 Lakers/Suns series - game 6 - hey, Kwame, shithead, there's a foul to give and you're up by 3. There's 2 seconds left. Might want to use it.

- USC/Texas - Rose Bowl 2005 - no explanation needed.

[Miklo]

The Sharks, every season since 05. Every year feels different, every year the same end result: losers. This is the first year where I'm actually taking it with a grain of salt. I tried last year, but McLellan made those boys look so good. Although I truly believe last year's team would have done better had they not suffered so many injuries at the end of the season, that threw off the chemistry big time and it was obvious. Not to mention meeting the hottest goalie in the NHL at exactly the wrong time.

As a Dubs fan, not a "loss", but losing J Rich. I knew we had Monta waiting in the wings, but it didn't feel right breaking up that nucleus like that, right when they were starting to play really good together and had that upset. They traded for Stack Jack and Al at the deadline, so they had like 1/3 of a season to gel, I can only imagine what would have happened had they kept them together. Trading J Rich was the beginning of the end, and such a Cohan move.

[Bump]

As a Dubs fan, not a "loss", but losing J Rich. I knew we had Monta waiting in the wings, but it didn't feel right breaking up that nucleus like that, right when they were starting to play really good together and had that upset. They traded for Stack Jack and Al at the deadline, so they had like 1/3 of a season to gel, I can only imagine what would have happened had they kept them together. Trading J Rich was the beginning of the end, and such a Cohan move.

Didn't they trade for Jasikevicius, Jackson and Harrington before they traded Richardson tho?

[Bump]

oh nevermind... I see what you were saying now lol

[or24]

Knicks spurs a couple years ago up 3 at the end and balkman comes in to help on the drive and leaves a wide open corner 3, i think it was finley smh

Or when nazr mohammed missed an easy layup as time was expiring that would have tied the game

2 meaningless games i remember

[raiderdude69]

- Game 4 of the last two NLCS. The Dodgers blew both in the late innings, with the 2009 edition being even more humiliating than its predecessor (a Jimmy Rollins double with 2 outs in the 9th), and both making the series 3-1. I attended the 2008 NLCS with my oldest friend. It was the first time in our lives the Dodgers made it that far. Moment = shitted on.

- 2006 Lakers/Suns series - game 6 - hey, Kwame, shithead, there's a foul to give and you're up by 3. There's 2 seconds left. Might want to use it.

- USC/Texas - Rose Bowl 2005 - no explanation needed.

Man, too many to name, but the first two on your list are right there too.. (Not an SC fan- UCLA for me- so that loss doesn't sting at all)... I'll just throw a few out there off the top of my head, for shits and giggles.. This may take awhile..

Lakers..

'84 Finals vs Boston.. Shoulda had games 2 and 4, blew 'em both in OT, lose series in 7.. Freshman year of HS, dumbass Celtic fans talked shit right at the end of the school year.. Fuck..

'86 WC finals vs Houston, game 5.. Ralph Sampson tips in a lucky shot at the buzzer to finish us off at the Forum.. Listening to Chick on the radio, watching on channel 2, his call was a split second ahead of TV.. Still remember seeing Coop laying on the floor in agony-- I sat on my couch listening to the post game show with Chick in a fucking daze..

'89 Finals vs Detroit.. 11-0 in the playoffs going in, ready for a three peat.. Magic, Byron go down with blown hammy's, but the Pistons just kicked our ass.. Sucked balls to see Kareem's career end that way..

'92 First round vs Phoenix.. Get in as a #8 seed, then win the first two in Phoenix.. Blow both games at the Forum, then game five in Phoenix.. Woulda been a shocker to end all shockers..

'97 and '98 losing to Utah both years to keep us outta the Finals.. I always hated the Jazz, and that just multiplied it by about a million..

'99, getting swept by the Spurs in the Western Semis to close out the Forum's existence.. Mario Elie can suck my balls for life..

Finals in both 2004 and 2008- No need to revisit either one of those..


Dodgers...

First really shitty memory was at 13.. Terry Forster serving up a meatball to Joe Morgan on the final day of the '82 season to prevent us from getting a one game playoff with the Braves..

1985 NLCS- Tom FUCKING Neidenfuer doing the same to Jack Clark in the top of the 9th in game 6 to prevent a game 7.. That ball is still orbiting the Earth I think.. I'll never forget my dad and I staring at each other in shock and then seeing Pedro slam his glove into the grass in LF..

The aforementioned game 4's from the past two years... Fuck Philly all day long..

Bruins...

Final day of the '98 season in Miami.. Make up for a postponed game from September, we lose 47-45 to fuck off a BCS title game chance, and in the process essentially give Edgerrin James his career..

Hoops... Losing in the Final Four three years in a row... Great to finally get back there, but fuck I HATE Florida till the end of time..

Raiders...

Goddamn, way too many to name, but here's a few..

'85 playoff game vs the Patsies.. Sammy Seale fumbling a kickoff, we lose the fucker by a TD..

1990 playoffs- Bo's career ends vs the Bengals, we get annihilated 4,045-3 in Buffalo the next week..

Any of the final 6 games of the '95 season.. 8-2 start in our first back in Oakland, choke on dicks to finish 0-6 and clusterfuck our way outta the playoffs..

Week 2 MNF, 1997 vs KC... Grbac to Andre Rison... 'Nuff said..

All of the postseason losses in the Gruden/Callacunt era..

Ravens taking our asses out the woodshed sucked balls.. Still hope Siragusa dies of a heart attack tomorrow..

Tuck Rule--- No need to go there again..

SB vs Tampa Bay-- worst sports day of my life, bar none.. STILL do not watch "highlights" of that game..

And finally... ANY of the 83 losses we've had in the last 7 seasons.. Just unfathomable to think how fucking far we've fallen into the abyss..

There, I'm done.. For now..

[raidergator]

Watching Jim Tressell Own the Wolverines..Rich Rodriguez using an ineffective spread in Big 10 ball..with NO DEFENSE..that enought to make me punch myself in the Dick..and put my fist through walls..1 fucking Michigan win vs Ohio State in the last 8 years..and i don't see that trend changing anytime soon

[Corndog]

Man, too many to name, but the first two on your list are right there too.. (Not an SC fan- UCLA for me- so that loss doesn't sting at all)... I'll just throw a few out there off the top of my head, for shits and giggles.. This may take awhile..


Raiders...

Goddamn, way too many to name, but here's a few..

'85 playoff game vs the Patsies.. Sammy Seale fumbling a kickoff, we lose the fucker by a TD..

1990 playoffs- Bo's career ends vs the Bengals, we get annihilated 4,045-3 in Buffalo the next week..

Any of the final 6 games of the '95 season.. 8-2 start in our first back in Oakland, choke on dicks to finish 0-6 and clusterfuck our way outta the playoffs..

Week 2 MNF, 1997 vs KC... Grbac to Andre Rison... 'Nuff said..

All of the postseason losses in the Gruden/Callacunt era..

Ravens taking our asses out the woodshed sucked balls.. Still hope Siragusa dies of a heart attack tomorrow..

Tuck Rule--- No need to go there again..

SB vs Tampa Bay-- worst sports day of my life, bar none.. STILL do not watch "highlights" of that game..

And finally... ANY of the 83 losses we've had in the last 7 seasons.. Just unfathomable to think how fucking far we've fallen into the abyss..

There, I'm done.. For now..

We like a lot of the same teams, so my list is kinda similiar. Of the last 7 years, I know there are a lot of games to cock-punch yourself over, but this is probably the game that pissed me off the most:

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[Doyers y Esleigher]

I don't think any Dodger dick punch compares to the last two years, just because they sandwiched those awful 80's losses with World Series titles at the beginning and end of the decade. 22 fucking years since they've won the National League in a market that should have a 200 million dollar team.

[Bump]

2000 World Series (Mets) - nuff said

2000 AFC Championship (Raiders) - nuff said

2000 NBA Western Conference Finals (Blazers) - nuff said

2000 was a pretty fucked up year for me.. But the Devils won the Cup, so that was good

[Tooz72]

2000-2003 A's - 4 straight ALDS Losses.....

[Doyers y Esleigher]

2000-2003 A's - 4 straight ALDS Losses.....

Some of those games were so heartbreaking too. I thought for sure they'd beat the Twins in 2002.

[Lil Joker]

Every Angel playoff choke in the new millennium...:bag:

And in the earlier years too (82, 86, 95, technically not playoff choke but biggest choke for division leader), but I didn't watch baseball back then..

[Lil Joker]

We like a lot of the same teams, so my list is kinda similiar. Of the last 7 years, I know there are a lot of games to cock-punch yourself over, but this is probably the game that pissed me off the most:

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This game pissed me off so much:digging
The christmas game in 04 was disappointing too...and the game in 06 at KC, and the game in 07 at home...damn walk though memory lane right there...:suicide:

[Padrino]

The last 13 games against SD. :nono:...

[Sonny Cheeba]

The last 13 games against SD. :nono:...
Those ones are always hard to get ovah.

[Doyers y Esleigher]

I went to the 06 game vs. SD. That was DEFINITELY a punch in the dick.

[silver & black]

1997 game 7 of the World Series. Grover takes Anderson out of the game, even though he was pitching lights out ball. He put Mesa in, for no other reason than "he's the Closer". I still get evil pissed every time I think about it. There is no guarantee, but I'm 99.9% sure the Indians would have won the Series if not for Grover's stupidity.